Don’t forget it is Mothers Day on the 30th March this year and if you have no idea what to get her then consider a fridge magnet or mug. Take a look at our selection by clicking the links below:
Category: Site News
Site News
New Loyalty Points Scheme – Buy Online!
Our own online shop now has a loyalty points scheme active. This means that whenever you purchase an item, you are then rewarded with points which can be redeemed on future orders. For every UK pound spent online, you will receive 1 point which is worth 10 UK pence. Head on over to our online shop by clicking the link below:
Drama Queen Girly Car Sticker/Decal

Here we have a girly car sticker simply titled ‘Drama Queen’, perfect for those females that get a little excited over small things! This is available in two sizes at the moment, 200mm (8 inches) wide by 108mm (4.25 inches) high and a medium sized version which measures 290mm (11.5 inches) wide by 160mm (6.5 inches) high. They are both available from our eBay Store by clicking the links below:
A Selection of Volkswagen/VW (Dub) Car Stickers

We have added a few more stickers to our range aimed at Volkswagen/VW (Dub) car or van enthusiasts. Some of them, we have had in our range for a while and others are new from us. If you are after a sticker/decal that we do not have listed, then give us a shout – we will do our best to sort something out. As always, all of these can be purchased from our eBay Store or direct from us (select ‘Contact Us’ from the above menu). Here is a small list of what we currently have:
- Ace of Dubs
- Dubalicious
- No Free Rides Gas or Ass VW
- Eat Sleep Dub
- VW Iron Cross
- Get A Life Get A VW
- If It’s Not Scrubbin It’s Not Dubbin
- Hoodride Iron Cross
- It’s Not Just Cool It’s Air-Cooled
- Retro VAG
- Bug Babe
- Old Skool Volkswagen
- Volkswagen Group (in old VW font)
- Retro Beetle
There are many more available in the store that are specific to certain VW models such as the Golf, Polo, Beetle, Camper, Jetta, Passat, etc.
Doggy Slogan Car Stickers Now Available

We have been working on a few stickers aimed at dog owners. First up is our ‘No My Windows Aren’t Dirty That’s My <dog breed> Nose Art’ series of car stickers. These are now available to purchase from our ebay store or directly from ourselves. Don’t forget we also have a Facebook group, we can be contacted on there also – don’t forget to click the ‘Like’ button.
We have just added the following:
- What Happens In The Truck Stays In The Truck
- What Happens In The Tent Stays In The Tent
- What Happens In The Lorry Stays In The Lorry
- What Happens In The Car Stays In The Car
- What Happens In The Campervan Stays In The Campervan
- No, My Windows Aren’t Dirty That’s My Spaniel’s Nose Art
- No, My Windows Aren’t Dirty That’s My German Shepherd’s Nose Art
- No, My Windows Aren’t Dirty That’s My Rottweiler’s Nose Art
- No, My Windows Aren’t Dirty That’s My Dalmatian’s Nose Art
- No, My Windows Aren’t Dirty That’s My Alsatian’s Nose Art
- No, My Windows Aren’t Dirty That’s My Husky’s Nose Art
- No, My Windows Aren’t Dirty That’s My Great Dane’s Nose Art
- No, My Windows Aren’t Dirty That’s My Bull Dog’s Nose Art
- No, My Windows Aren’t Dirty That’s My Boxer’s Nose Art
- No, My Windows Aren’t Dirty That’s My Border Collie’s Nose Art
- No, My Windows Aren’t Dirty That’s My Mastiff’s Nose Art
- No, My Windows Aren’t Dirty That’s My Sheepdog’s Nose Art
- No, My Windows Aren’t Dirty That’s My Setter’s Nose Art
- No, My Windows Aren’t Dirty That’s My Scotty’s Nose Art
- No, My Windows Aren’t Dirty That’s My Ridgeback’s Nose Art
- No, My Windows Aren’t Dirty That’s My Poodle’s Nose Art
- No, My Windows Aren’t Dirty That’s My Labrador’s Nose Art
- Keep Calm and Stay Back
A Few More New Stickers/Decals
The following have been added to our ebay store:
- I’d Rather Push This Mini Than Drive A Micra
- Range Rover Drivers Do It On All Fours
- Off Roaders Do It On All Fours
- Land Rover Drivers Do It On All Fours
- Your Mum Likes My Status
- I Got This Car For My Wife (Awesome Trade)
- I Got This Car For My Kids (Awesome Trade)
- I Got This Car For My Husband (Awesome Trade)
- I Got This Car For My Girlfriend (Awesome Trade)
- I Got This Car For My Boyfriend (Awesome Trade)
- Caution Zombies Inside
- I Heart Your Mum
- Turbo Derv Inside
- Zombies Inside
- The Fairies Made Me Do It
- I Heart Rottweilers
- Danger Zombies Inside
Few More Stickers Added

The following have been added to our eBay Store. As always, the store can be viewed by clicking HERE, or contact us to purchase directly.
- Vauxhall Recovery Vehicle
- Nissan Recovery Vehicle
- Turbo Lag Was Invented To Give V8s A Chance
- Volkswagen Recovery Vehicle
- Toyota Recovery Vehicle
- Audi Recovery Vehicle
- Ginger Ninja
- Drifting Is Gay
- 100% BMW Free
- I’m Not A Racist I Don’t Race Anyone
- Warning Female Driver
- Warning Male Driver
- Wish My Boyfriend Was As Dirty As This
- Wish My Girlfriend Was As Dirty As This
- Wish My Husband Was As Dirty As This
- Wish My Wife Was As Dirty As This
- I Want To Be As Fast As My Dad Thinks He Was
- Official Member of Grumpy Old Git Club
- What Happens In The Caravan Stays In The Caravan
- Zombie Outbreak Response Team
- Your Mum
- If You Think This Car’s Dirty You Should Meet My Fu*k Buddy
- You’ve Been Novataken
- I’d Smash Ya Back Doors In
…And More Stickers Added!

We have added a few more to our ever growing range of car stickers. As always, these can be purchased from our eBay Store by clicking HERE or can be ordered direct from us at the shop or simply contact us via email (details can be found by clicking on ‘Contact Us’ above.
We have added the following (each item can be clicked):
- Eat Sleep MG
- Eat Sleep Pug
- Eat Sleep Rover
- Eat Sleep Renault
- Eat Sleep Toyota
- Eat Sleep Suzuki
- Eat Sleep Saab
- Eat Sleep Skoda
- Eat Sleep Subaru
- Jigsaw Corsa
- Jigsaw BMW
- Jigsaw Golf
- Jigsaw Pug
- Twins Inside
- Not Sponsored By Mummy & Daddy
- I Wish My Wife Sucked As Much As Your Car
- Your Mum Sucks As Much As Your Car
- I Wish My Girlfriend Sucked As Much As Your Car
- My Other Car Is Also A Piece of Crap
- Lets Get Mucking Fuddy
- Electricians Do It With More Frequency & Less Resistance
- My Car Doesn’t Run On Thanks
- Off Roaders Like It Slippery & Wet
- No Mud No Fun
More New Stickers Added

We haven’t stopped just yet and have added a few more to our ever growing range of car stickers. As always, these can be purchased from our eBay Store by clicking HERE or can be ordered direct from us at the shop or simply contact us via email.
We have added the following (each item can be clicked):
- Eat Sleep Volkswagen
- Eat Sleep VW
- Eat Sleep Shift
- Speed Camera – Piggy Bank
- Speed Camera – Fleecing Not Policing
- Eat Sleep Nissan
- Landy Babe
- Eat Sleep Citroen
- Jigsaw Audi
- Jigsaw Dub
- Eat Sleep Cosworth
- Eat Sleep Fiat
- Eat Sleep Alfa
- Eat Sleep Audi
- Eat Sleep BMW
- Eat Sleep Kia
- Eat Sleep Hyundai
- Eat Sleep Ford
- Eat Sleep Lotus
- Eat Sleep Mazda
- Eat Sleep Lexus
- Eat Sleep Peugeot
- Eat Sleep Opel
New Sticker Photos Added To Facebook

We have updated our Facebook Group with quite a few new photographs of our new sticker range. There are many more to come and new photos will be constantly added over the next few days. Head on over to our Facebook Group by clicking HERE Don’t forget to click the ‘Like’ button!